Pastel.Volcano

Complex.Confusion

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Waitress:
Hi, what would you like to order?
White person:
Hi, I'd like an order of black people's culture and customize it as my own.
Waitress:
How would you like it customized?
White person:
Instead of the original, I'd like my own order of dreads, the use of the word nigga, twerking because Miley Cyrus "made it up", a majority of their history, a little bit of oppression please.
Waitress:
Is that all?
White person:
Oh but PLEASE don't include the sides where I get killed for being unarmed, walking down the street, using the bathroom, breathing, blinking, staring, etc. etc.
Waitress:
I know! NOBODY ever wants that ordered with their meal! They say that it's the worst!
White person:
Oh and also don't include black people's long history of slavery since my race is responsible for it. That wouldn't really go to good with the meal either.
Waitress:
And what would you like to drink?
White person:
To drink? Uh.....let me just get a cup of the blood that's been shed from the unarmed black men that have been shot and killed by police officers. Is that still available?
Waitress:
Available? That drink has been restocking like crazy!
White person:
Oh okay. Oh, and one more thing. Let me add a side of 'Never get convicted of any of my crimes AND proven as Mentally ill if I do happen to kill an innocent person.' I know that's not apart of the black culture but I do want to sneak that in there. Heh heh.
Waitress:
Is that all sir?
White person:
Yes.
Waitress:
Okay! Your dish of 'I want to be a nigga but don't want the other qualifications of BEING a nigga' and your other dish of 'I am a brainwashed white person because I only see my side of the entire world since I'm the golden race of society' is coming right up!

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Anonymous asked: Is it racist that a white, 20 year old unarmed kid was shot by a black cop on Monday, Aug 18, 3 days ago and its no where in the news? Oh wait, it happens all the time, its just not newsworthy. Sucks to be white.

yoisthisracist:

Dear Racists: I know you’re going to to be trotting this out in the next few days claiming that this shows how white people are just as badly treated as black people in the US (though, of course, the idea that “it happens all the time” to white people is, of course, a ridiculous and disgusting lie).

But guess what, fuckheads, as usual, you’re wrong as fuck. The reason this tragedy isn’t national news is because, surprise surprise, a similar (ish) shooting of a white teenager by a black cop is being handled by the authorities completely differently! That’s right, you dumbfucks, this officer is being immediately and vigorously investigated, the officer’s name was released, the victim wasn’t denied medical care, nor was his body left on the street for hours. It’s almost like, we treat black and white people differently in our justice system! And if you want to argue that the fucking Salt Lake City PD (oh shit, was I able to read about this case in the NATIONAL NEWS?!?!?! ) is racist against white people, you are fucking out of your mind.

So, nice try, you asshole, I know you were salivating over finding a case to compare this to Mike Brown, but, even with this timing, you’re not even fucking close to proving your racist “point.”